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1-900-VAMPIRE
Author Cousin Tippi
Rating/Warning R
Genres parody
Format short story


Story RecapEdit

Nick calls a phone sex line.

QuotesEdit

"Good evening," a pre-recorded female voice breathed huskily. Nick felt sure the woman was trying to be sexy, but it sounded as though she had laryngitis. "Welcome to Phanatsy Phoneline, where all your wildest fantasies *come* true!"

Nick chuckled to himself. He sincerely doubted that *his* wildest fantasies would be coming true. And if they did, he'd have to deal with a rather upset Nat.

The recording went on: "Please select from our options by pressing a number followed by the pound sign. For vanilla sex, press *1*... For kinky sex, press *2*... For fetishes, press *3*."


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