FK Jingle
Author Ted Atkinson
Rating/Warning PG
Format Filk

Story RecapEdit

FK Jingle

(Sung like the "Oscar Meyer Weiner" song)

The vampire has a first name
It's U N C L E
The vampire has a second name it's L U C I E N
He loves to drink blood every day
And if you ask me why I'd say
Cuz Uncle Lucien has a way
With B L O O D N A



See AlsoEdit

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