|Date||5 August 1996|
|Genres||humour, challenge, metafiction|
The story of a vampire and his television series.
- The Forever Knight Fan Fiction Awards - Nominated - 1997 Historic Category Vignette
- a Bright Knight recommendation (September 2011)
- This was published as a fanzine in 1996.
This story is written in the style of a picture book, and is best read aloud.
- "Everything would have gone okay for everybody, eventually, except that Nick and Nat and Don and Janette and LaCroix had a big problem. It was a very scary problem.
The problem was this:
Nick and Nat and Don and LaCroix and Janette, unlike most people, did not belong to themselves."