Vampires Anonymous: Junk Mail
Author Christine Hawkins
Rating/Warning PG
Genres Challenges, humour, satire
Format short story
Archive Location

Story RecapEdit

Nick keeps getting vampire-oriented junk mail.


  • "*Vampires* get *junk* mail? I don't believe it," said Natalie, grinning. "I thought that was an an affliction only suffered by mortals."

    "Yeah, well," said Nick shuffling through the pile. "Someone gave my name to a mailing list."

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