|Vampires Anonymous: Junk Mail|
|Genres||Challenges, humour, satire|
Nick keeps getting vampire-oriented junk mail.
- "*Vampires* get *junk* mail? I don't believe it," said Natalie, grinning. "I thought that was an an affliction only suffered by mortals."
"Yeah, well," said Nick shuffling through the pile. "Someone gave my name to a mailing list."